Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Main apni Favorite hoon...

says Kareena Kapoor in Jab we met and I see so many people echo the same sentiment these days. I can name three of them- Kanupriya (my colleague), Meenal (my student) and Priya (an aquaintance).
The funny filmy conversation begins with a full effervescent vibe- "You know what Lokesh- main apni favorite hoon!!!" to which I usually reply- "watched Jab we met last night?" and the obvious answer comes in affirmative and goes on to another excited one "I am so much like Kareena's character naaa?" And the rude answer in my head is- "NO! Far from it". But obviously I don't say it loud. I mean life is more beautiful when the things on the back of your mind don't come on the tip of your tongue. You know what I mean, right?

Hmm..so the question is whether I am my favorite or not?
NO! I just Hate myself...
Hate the jelly belly that I am blessed with these days...and hate it even more when I find myself doing nothing about it...and hate it the most when after cribbing about it endlessly, I find myself on the dining table with a platter full of desi-ghee ke aaloo ke parathe...haaye meri ma ka pyaar...

Hate the fact that I am growing so complacent in life...
Hate the fact that I don' have too many friends and that my weekends are o so boring...
Hate it when I don't blog often...
Hate my hunch...
Hate it when I see a dozen opportunities on television and myself without any job. Sob sob!
Hate the cribber in me who seems to be working 24 by 7...
Hate the fact that I hate so many things about myself and hate it to make it public on my blog!

Nahiiiiiiiiiiin!! My apna favorite nahiiiiiiiiiiii hoon.

13 comments:

SuGaNdHa said...

heyy....true..dis line
'main apni fav. hoon'
not jus me but also many of ma frnz r usin it obviously after watchin d movie....not jus dis..relatin 2 kareenaz character also....pata nahi wat oderz think but khud ko to aisa hi lagta hai ki we resemble d chrctr..lol :).n waise bhi kisi se puchna kisne hai ki we resemble or not..khud soch kar hi khush hain....hehe {self pride--wil remain at itz peak until u ask 4 oderz opinion}

n lokesh watsoever u jus rock!
let it b ur show or ur postz....

n ya..main apni fav. hoon!! hehe

Lokesh-ious RJ writes said...

hey sugandhaaaaa...thanks so much re for ur comments...and for ur kind words abt my show and posts...i love flattery...and trust me that aint a line of any freaky character from any hindi movie...hehehehe...
and hey i love people lurking around my radio show and blog...so stay put...WINKSSSSS!

Dark - Knight said...

Well Dear LOKESH
I can say one thing .........
THE DIRECTORS ARE CLEVER AND
MOREOVER KAREENA IS MORE CLEVER ....
AND PEOPLE ARE DONKEYSSSSSSSS....
hopefully i wont b thrown out of ur blog after writing this ;-)
but THE MRE D PEOPL SAY " MAI APNI FAV. HOON " THE MORE KAREENA IS BECOMING THEIR FAV. MORE THAN THEMSELVES COZZ.. D MOMENT THEY SAY D SAME MOMENT THEY REMEMBER KAREENA ....
AS THEIRS A LINE IN MATRIX
" ILLUSIONS MR. ANDERSON.... !!!! "
oH! DAMN wHAT THE HECK ---
KAUNSE DO FILMO KO EK SAATH MENTION
KAR RAHA HOON .....
DON'T KNOW WHAT i HAD 4 BREAKFAST. oH! I HAD NTHING SO ALL THIS BAK-BAK .......
ANYWAYS AS FOR MYSELF " MAIN AB BHI
SUBHANKAR DE HOON " YO ! ....AIYO :p

Dark - Knight said...

Well Dear LOKESH
I can say one thing .........
THE DIRECTORS ARE CLEVER AND
MOREOVER KAREENA IS MORE CLEVER ....
AND PEOPLE ARE DONKEYSSSSSSSS....
hopefully i wont b thrown out of ur blog after writing this ;-)
but THE MRE D PEOPL SAY " MAI APNI FAV. HOON " THE MORE KAREENA IS BECOMING THEIR FAV. MORE THAN THEMSELVES COZZ.. D MOMENT THEY SAY D SAME MOMENT THEY REMEMBER KAREENA ....
AS THEIRS A LINE IN MATRIX
" ILLUSIONS MR. ANDERSON.... !!!! "
oH! DAMN wHAT THE HECK ---
KAUNSE DO FILMO KO EK SAATH MENTION
KAR RAHA HOON .....
DON'T KNOW WHAT i HAD 4 BREAKFAST. oH! I HAD NTHING SO ALL THIS BAK-BAK .......
ANYWAYS AS FOR MYSELF " MAIN AB BHI
SUBHANKAR DE HOON " YO ! ....AIYO :p

Dark - Knight said...

Well Dear LOKESH
I can say one thing .........
THE DIRECTORS ARE CLEVER AND
MOREOVER KAREENA IS MORE CLEVER ....
AND PEOPLE ARE DONKEYSSSSSSSS....
hopefully i wont b thrown out of ur blog after writing this ;-)
but THE MRE D PEOPL SAY " MAI APNI FAV. HOON " THE MORE KAREENA IS BECOMING THEIR FAV. MORE THAN THEMSELVES COZZ.. D MOMENT THEY SAY D SAME MOMENT THEY REMEMBER KAREENA ....
AS THEIRS A LINE IN MATRIX
" ILLUSIONS MR. ANDERSON.... !!!! "
oH! DAMN wHAT THE HECK ---
KAUNSE DO FILMO KO EK SAATH MENTION
KAR RAHA HOON .....
DON'T KNOW WHAT i HAD 4 BREAKFAST. oH! I HAD NTHING SO ALL THIS BAK-BAK .......
ANYWAYS AS FOR MYSELF " MAIN AB BHI
SUBHANKAR DE HOON " YO ! ....AIYO :p

Pd said...

What? Main apni favorite hoon? There's something incorrect in that statement. Grammar?? yus yus! But Kareena has come a long way, from her days of Main Prem ki Diwani hoon. Guess Prem ne ghaas nahin daali to chalo main apni hi fave bann jaati hoon.
Narcissism at its top aristocratic and bureaucratic level, I tell you!!

Lokesh-ious RJ writes said...

hey subhankar-
what a juxtaposition of two movies...jab v met a n matrix! whoaaa! :)

Lokesh-ious RJ writes said...

pd- hmm..prem ne ghaas nahi dali...i have a sight- kareena on a meadow, grazing grass...and giving that happy pearly donkey-like smile of hers...
damn my hyper imaginative mind...!
:)

Unknown said...

I quite liked this dialogue of Kareena's in the movie (in that situation/context)...anyway just give it a thought...how many people dared to make this statement before this movie...i mean, u always think, that u might be considered self-obsessed or something...if u say "main apni favorite hoon"...but now...well...its just another dialogue from yet another hindi movie...and if someone says so...the reaction would be "did u watch JWM" recently?
cheers
Sanjay

Anonymous said...

hi...
jst read ur post..
n no ur wrong.. i hv been sayin d lines "main apni fav hu" n "im d best" n "im perfect n perfection ko improve karna diffi hai" even b4 d movies relesed..
myb im self obssesed bt dats hw life is..
if u dont lik urself u cant lik nythng else..
so try out sayin dese lines loud its gonna help u liv merrier n happy jst lik me..
Adios!!!!

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Karachiite said...

Hheeehheee
aap apne favourite nahi ho, but baqi sab ke ho.. and its good for u!!