Ok I grew cynical, pessimistic and all things negative. And then Imtiaz Ali told me in one of his happy-go-lucky films- "jo aap real mein chahte ho...woh apke saath jaroor hota hain."
Even Farah Khan told me- "Kehte hain ki agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai."
So I tried- real mein...dil se chaha and all that crap. IT DID NOT WORK! I want to sue Imtiaz and Farah now.