Gone

Appendix and Tail Bone are passe. Spine is the new vestigial! Hardly find it in people these days!

Lifeless!

Just blankly looking at the ceiling,
eyes half droopy.
a sudden sigh,
a puff of wind and a sprinkle of spit.
tossing and turning when the buttocks hurt.
constantly curling up to the past,
and cursing the present.
struggling not to face the rigours of reality...
imagining myself dead
with sullen faces dipped in eerie silence...
me grinning with a sadist grin.
hallucinating...
in the train, at office, anywhere.
seeing pictures on the wall,
talking to myself,
ALOUD!
Dodging suspicious glances...
And sniggers too.

If someone took the smallest denomination of coins from your huge piggy bank, would you know?
CAN I DIE?

Hush...listen!

Yak yak yak...

What’s the wittiest way to say it?
I think I can be a bit louder!
Pearly whites! Just flash it silly
Is my cleavage showing?
Suck the fucking tummy in you fatso
Is my Gucci wearing off?
Sniff sniff...
Spray spray...

Bak bak bak...

Weirdest analogies that no one can think of
Picasso’s paintings and Hemingway’s books
The coolest gadget
The hippest hangout
Flaunt your mobile
Disgust at others’
Choicest of expletives
I will keep quiet
They will notice

LOOK AT ME I AM SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yak yak yak...

A fleeting thought...

The only side affect of growing old is...cynicism!