was the crux of my meeting with my ENT specialist, though he sugar wrapped it with a million polite words and a zillion unpronounceable jargon (and needless to say charged a bomb of a fee for the same!)
My throat had been acting up for a long time, so I went to see my ENT specialist during my vacation. After numbing my throat with some yikes anesthetic drops and some jazzy mouth sprays and drilling some 50 meter long tubes (fitted with cameras), down my throat, my doctor concluded that my vocal chords were terribly inflamed and the only way to save them from further damage was to keep mum for the rest of my vacation. In other words-
“Shaaaaaaaaaaaat Aaaaaaaaaap.”
Now that’s too much to ask for from an RJ like me. Not that I go yak-yak through out the day, but to play Rani Mukherjee of Black and answer my family and friends in sign language during my vacation is very irritating.
So here I am, all zipped up, frantically smiling, frowning and nodding to everything that happens around me. The up side is that nobody will ever defeat me in dumb charades in future and the down side is that I can’t reply to my two year old nephew who innocently asks me in every two mintues-
“Ka kal lahe ho chahchu?” Alas!
So now is the golden chance for all those people who hate me. Come, shout at me, ridicule me, mock at me, abuse and assault me with the choicest of words that you so wanted to tell me all your life and my only retort would be a sheepish-
“oooo...” like a helpless puppy!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
your response to the abuses and insults is more likely to resemble the first pic of your last post.
ok now am i supposed to agree or disagree?? thanks for dropping by! :)
HA ha ha ha ha! he he he he! U will never change! But I love it. thanks for keeping me smiling in fact for making me roll in laughter
hey sush, that's kind of u:) i hope u remember our famous govinda "shaaaaaaaaat aaaaaaap" act:) i thought of u fondly when i wrote this :)
Post a Comment