My favorite body part...

The middle finger!

Blurt it out!

It could be hell obvious in your little head...but not as much for others till you actually voice it!

Little ironies of Life...

To SHUT DOWN your computer, you have to first press the START button.

Salon Enlightments...

Just realised at the salon yesterday. There's a hair-line difference between "faith" and "taking for granted".

The barber would do a good job of a smooth shave. That's faith.

The barber's razor wouldn't slip and slice my throat. That's taking for granted!

Sue time...

Ok I grew cynical, pessimistic and all things negative. And then Imtiaz Ali told me in one of his happy-go-lucky films- "jo aap real mein chahte ho...woh apke saath jaroor hota hain."
Even Farah Khan told me- "Kehte hain ki agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai."

So I tried- real mein...dil se chaha and all that crap. IT DID NOT WORK! I want to sue Imtiaz and Farah now.

KFC vs KNC

The distance between life and death is as close as an english alphabet rightly/wrongly placed!

Talking tits, thinking dicks!

ALAS!