Eureka!

I ate like a pig. Added layers of fat!
103 on weighing scale, I am still not thick-skinned!
Alas!

Kitchen enlightments...

They all are like onions that I am peeling right now...
So many layers!
They make me cry too.

Wagging tongues...

I had always been scared of people's judgements about me. Nearly altered me, myself and I, for the fear of "what would they think/say?"
They would never stop!
Even NOW, they label some new smart ass adjective on my identity...
I am the newest SNOB in town.
WHY?
Coz I don't respond to their facebook pings anymore!!
Is it really my fault that I couldn't log out before dying?

God is...

like a sister-in-law of some random Ekta Kapoor's serial!
Always eavesdropping to my thoughts,
Grinning,
Scheming,
And laughing at my plans!

Depression...

Is like swine flu. An Epidemic. Rampant!
Will elaborate later! Might even write a book! Right now, wallow time!

Life is like a cruel mother...

Shoves reality, like milkshake, down your throat!

P.S- Sans Sugar!

P.P.S- Thanks white dust!

Gone

Appendix and Tail Bone are passe. Spine is the new vestigial! Hardly find it in people these days!