Wonder who goes to this bank...err...branch?

Howlariously Ironic!

I was travelling by Metro. A middle aged man teased a young girl. She flared up and gave him a piece of her mind, ruffled a few around. The middle aged man protested in his defence. A hot-blooded guy around stuck up for the "damsel in distress", slapped him on his face, mouthed a few profanities and while alighting from the train, he said-

"pata nahi is desh mein aurto ki izzat kab hogi, BEHAN-CH*D"

My favorite body part...

The middle finger!

Blurt it out!

It could be hell obvious in your little head...but not as much for others till you actually voice it!

Little ironies of Life...

To SHUT DOWN your computer, you have to first press the START button.

Salon Enlightments...

Just realised at the salon yesterday. There's a hair-line difference between "faith" and "taking for granted".

The barber would do a good job of a smooth shave. That's faith.

The barber's razor wouldn't slip and slice my throat. That's taking for granted!

Sue time...

Ok I grew cynical, pessimistic and all things negative. And then Imtiaz Ali told me in one of his happy-go-lucky films- "jo aap real mein chahte ho...woh apke saath jaroor hota hain."
Even Farah Khan told me- "Kehte hain ki agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai."

So I tried- real mein...dil se chaha and all that crap. IT DID NOT WORK! I want to sue Imtiaz and Farah now.